Baroness Capelo’s Interview

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Introduction

Baroness Capelo is a Domme that seems to like cutting chunks out of people.

That either means she is a has worked in Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen or is Jack the Ripper, reincarnate.

Looks like this Ripper is sticking around longer than the last one did.

So before this one gets put in a padded cell,

Lets cleaver up this questions.

Question 1 : What first brought you to SL?

BC: Well I had heard of SL long ago I think on TV and such.

BC: People becoming SL millionaires, land owners and such.

BC: I even remember one person asking me to check it out but I never got around to looking at it for very long.

BC: And for a non-nerdette like me it looked very difficult.

BC: Then one day I am out at a party and a couple is all “drama” like…and they are arguing over SL..Wow…then I think there is something to this SL thing and a bunch of people join in saying they LOVE SL …..they start using words I have never heard …Sim, Prim, Lag, ……and my curiosity gets the better of me and next day I join up.

BC: What a pain in the ass that was getting started and learning how all the new 3D things worked ….ugh..but you have to love the people in SL they are always there to help.

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Question 2 : What was your first memories of SL?

BC: Hmmm I materialize at an island and lots of people are talking…like a noisy party ….and I am LOST!!!

BC: Way too many buttons and stuff…BUT they have these signs you walk along and do different things that helped quite a lot.

BC: It took me ages to figure things out and even to this day I am still learning new things.

BC: But the best part is still the people and how helpful they are…and they know much …its great

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Question 3 : What words of wisdom would you pass along to someone new to SL?

BC: HAVE FUN!!!

BC: Peoples seem to forget we are all here for a good time.

BC: Each of us has our own view of fun but we can all have fun together.

BC: That is what makes SL great.
BC: BE SOCIAL.

BC: It’s that simple… talk to everyone you can.

BC: You will be surprised at what you hear and learn.

BC: And if you are lucky like I was, you will find lots of good mentors like I did in Claven Albatros my favourite nerdette and knower of all things

BC: Diomita Maurer a social butterfly to knows everything about everyone and keeps notes and her partner Jenny Maurer

BC: Diaperpet Jewell my personal shopper

BC: Trinity Dejavu another nerdette and programmer

BC: Trixxie Homewood my first landlord and Zal Liotta my favorite builder and cognac drinking buddy just to name a few.

Tyra: You are lucky to know all these multi talented people.

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Question 4 : What has been your favorite moment of SL?

BC: Wow, Just one?

BC: Well I don’t think it can be a single moment….simply said my favourite moment of SL is meeting someone new and discovering all their secrets.

BC: But if I have to pick one I would say it was the day learned about BDSM that has turned out to be a wonderful new experience for me.

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Question 5 : What are your least favorite moments here?

BC:Hmm..I would say my least favourite moments are when something does not work right.

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Question 6 : Is there a person on your friends list that you have wanted to punch?

BC: That is the wrong question to ask ME !….I have punched them all at one point or another.

BC: And well, I smack them each time I see them but usually on the butt…..it does not show as much *laughs*

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Question 7 : What are the three basic factors you would look for, in a partner, Mistress or sub??

BC: Oh that is simple….

BC: The the simple rules I live by

BC: Honor, Loyalty and Obedience.

BC: If you can not be true to those thing in others or yourself then the rest does not matter now does it ?

Tyra: I hope all those on your list met that criteria

Tyra: Or it’s they get the Queen of Hearts treatment

Tyra: “Off with their heads!”

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Question 8 : Name one person in SL you would love to get naughty with?

BC: Ooo just one ??

BC: Well I do have recurring fantasy of tying Governor Linden over a barrel and taking his ass but since I have to pick one I would have to say Claven.

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Question 9 : Have you ever attempted to build anything in SL? if not would you of liked too?

BC: Oh yes I have an entire platform of things I build ….funny thing is most of them end up looking like boxes *laughs*
BC: I have tried my hand at many things….. items , scripts, clothing, pictures…but I have discovered I am not artistic or patient enough to do anything I would like or use.

BC: So I leave that to the artistic inventive beings of SL.

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Question 10 : In Sl, what’s your best & worst quality?

BC: Hmm I think those answers are one in the same….Honesty.

BC: I am brutally honest and for some that is a good quality and for others it is my worst.

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Question 11 : It’s job hunting time! If you had to find a Job in SL, what kind of job would you seek?

BC: Executioner….but I don’t think there is much call for that in SL

BC: I kill them one day and they seem to come right back to life *shrugs*

Tyra: Lucky them.

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Question 12 : If you feel very sad or depressed here in SL, what would it take to perk you up and make you happy again?

BC: *laughs* Well I would hardly say sad or depressed

BC: But on an off day, I just find some poor soul to torture in various and fun ways and suddenly I feel much better.

Tyra: Bring out the straightjacket.

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Question 13 : Who according to you is the best dressed person on your friends list? and why do you think so?

BC: Well Dio is always well put together but I would have to say the hottest is still Claven.

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Question 14 : If you were asked to give yourself a nickname, what would you choose? ((eg Sexy Butt, Lil Devil etc))

BC: Hmm I already have a nick name “Cold Evil Bitch” or CEB for short *laughs*

BC: But if I had to give my own hmm “I think it would be something like “sweet adorable nothing to worry about, do what I say, sweet butt” humm that may a little long I better just keep CEB.

Tyra: Best put you down for some shock therapy too.

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Question 15 : Ropes or Cuffs? Ring or Ball Gag? Hood or Harness?

BC: Yes

Tyra: Okaaaaay

Tyra: You’d look silly with them all on at once but who am i to judge.

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Question 16 : Assuming that you are still in SL and you could ask your future self one question in five years time here, what would it be?

BC: Did it work ?

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Question 17 : You are throwing a SL dinner party at your house, Which 3 guests would you invite and why?

BC: Well good thing that in SL I don’t have to cook.

BC: I would invite Claven, Dio, and Jen.

BC: Simply because they all know how to have a great time.

Tyra: Just don’t go in the kitchen alone.

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Question 18 : What 5 items would you take to a SL Desert Island?

BC: Hmm that is such a hard question……

BC: Can I still get deliveries to the island?

BC: Well I guess I don’t need my cleaver’s, whip’s and chain’s since I guess I am there alone.

BC: Hmm ok ….a still to make booze, a full e-reader, all the movies in the world, solar panels for power …oh umm and I assume my shoe collection counts as one also *smiles*

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Question 19 : Without actually looking through your inventory, How many pairs of shoes you own?

BC: OH I am sure less than 100…….This week

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Question 20 : What is your favorite daily wear attire?

BC: Mm I do love latex and all things shiny.

BC: I like to have a new outfit each day and do love to mix and match, but I usually end up in some tight shiny latex catsuit more often than not.

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Question 21 : What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in your Second life experience?

BC: Keep Calm and Chive On.

Tyra: Chives are herbs aren’t they??

Tyra: And you said you don’t cook!

Tyra: Tut tut.

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Question 22 : If you found out one of your friends were actually a famous person in the real world, how would you react?

BC: I would treat them the same.

BC: I don’t believe in the cult of celebrity unless someone is acting for change or good.

BC: And I have actually met a famous person here and she was great ….she uses SL to get ideas for her music videos.

BC: So if you keep your eyes and ears open you will see Lady GaGa around a sim or two.

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Question 23 : If you could wipe one Sim off the SL map, which one would it be?

BC: Look I already apologized for burning that sim to the ground…I had no idea that it was so flammable.

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Question 24 : If you could kidnap one person here for a week? Who would it be?

BC: A week?

BC: Oh that is no where neat long enough for all the things I would do to them.
BC: Hmm again I think Governor Linden so I could torture him into making SL better.

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Question 25 : If you could bring one Sim back that is sadly no more, which Sim would it be?

BC: Stonehaven

BC:It was fun and lots of great memories.

Tyra: Lots of people seem to want the same.

Tyra: They reminisce of good times.

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Question 26 : What has been your best ever buy here in SL?

BC: *laughs* oh I have a new one everyday……but I think the best was my custom-built house.

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Question 27 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChc__dH3jA?
((Copy & Paste into your browser))

Would you dance too or plug your ears?

BC: More than likely I would just start chopping off some limbs

BC: I sometimes do that when I am bored.

Tyra: Scratch the Shock therapy

Tyra: Bring on my homemade lobotomy kit.

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Question 28 : Would you either take a Teleport request from Pet or run around Help Island naked for 10 minutes?

BC: I always take teleport requests from Pet….some of which I have regretted.

BC: As for help island I run around there naked all the time and no one notices ….its quite liberating.

Tyra: Holding a meat cleaver….I would think people would be running the other way!

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Question 29 : You’re at a speed dating event in SL where you can only ask each person one question to get to know them, what do you ask?

BC: Will you obey ? *smiles*

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You now can ask me one question…..

BC: Why do you do this ? *Smiles*

Tyra: Didn’t we have this question last week???

Tyra: Let’s say…..

Tyra: Because i can 🙂

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Take you Baroness for time and effort.

Remember if you like reading the interviews and you haven’t done one and want too, please feel free to contact my normally naked secretary, DiaperedPet Jewel or you can IM me for the Q&A notecard anytime!

Tyra Xx

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