Felina Kitty’s Interview

Felina Mermaid

Introduction

Welcome to the interview of real Grandma of SL, nearly 3000 years……errrr i mean days old!!

Felina is one of the EO hillbilly bunch ((Yes Iza, you are Hillybillies!! hehe)) and is friendly with Yasmin’s family too.

She is a serious roleplayer and loves that to involve anything that ends you with her tied in several knots 🙂

Just not too tight now, she does have fragile bones at her SL age 😉

So slowly climb on your Zimmer frames or walkers for those Americans out there, and lets amble to this weeks questions.

Question 1 : What first brought you to SL?

Felina: That’d me by mistress.

Felina: We’d known each other before SL even existed, back in the days of RP MUSH/MUXes, and we’d lost touch a bit.

Felina: When we got back in touch with one another, she mentioned SL, and I came on by.

Felina: That was…a long, long time ago, of course, back in the Days Before Flexi.

Tyra: Where badly designed dinosaurs roamed the SL wilderness, roaring completely out of sync.

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Question 2 : What was your first memories of SL?

Felina: RP with Merana, although it’s been so long that they’ve become somewhat hazy with time.

Felina: Other than that, having to deal with telehubs and flying to destinations and such.

Felina: And the utter, utter lack of any sort of BDSM gear worth a hoot.

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Question 3 : What words of wisdom would you pass along to someone new to SL?

Felina: Avoid petty drama.

Felina: I’ve seen so many relationships and friendships broken up due to silly, silly things over the years.

Felina: That goes for both words and actions, though.

Felina: Avoid putting people in positions where they might react poorly as well.

Felina: Just be cool.

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Question 4 : What has been your favorite moments of SL?

Felina: Any of a number of moments spent deep in RP with my mistress and a small selection of other people who I hold very close.

Felina: And no, you don’t get spoilers from them. *grins*

Tyra: If they take bribes i would!!!

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Question 5 : And least favorite moments here?

Felina: Coming to the slow but mounting realization that my mistress has very little time left for SL any longer, and when she does have it, she’s almost never in a dominant mood.

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Question 6 : Is there a person on your friends list that you have wanted to punch?

Felina: Exasperation, frustration, yes,

Felina: Wanting to commit violence against…no.

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Question 7 : What are the three basic factors you would look for, in a partner, Mistress or sub??

Felina: RP quality and creativity.

Felina: Kink compatibility is a factor, of course, but I’ve got flexibility there, if the creativity and ability is there.

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Question 8 : Name one person in SL you would love to get naughty with?

Felina: By and large, I’ve already done so, but I’d love for RL to get the blazes out-of-the-way so I could see certain people more than once in a blue moon.

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Question 9 : Have you ever attempted to build anything in SL? if not would you of liked too?

Felina: I can modify and tweak passably well, but my actual building ability is pretty nonexistent.

Felina: Given how long I’ve been about, I think that’s unlikely to change.

Tyra: I’m saying nothing 🙂

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Question 10 : In SL, what’s your best & worst quality?

Felina: Best…probably RP ability.

Felina: It’s what I do, and I take pride in that.

Felina: Worst…probably patience, which is going to sound odd to anyone who knows about my preference for long-term imprisonment.

Felina: I tend to get frustrated with people quickly, perhaps too quickly in some cases.

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Question 11 : It’s job hunting time! If you had to find a Job in SL, what kind of job would you seek?

Felina: Writer/editor.

Felina: So, so very many products and services and profiles and such have terrible grammar, awful spelling, and heinous pacing and sentence structure.

Felina: What can I say, I write, and bad writing makes me twitch.

Tyra: Errr hmm……you ‘d best not read any further then 😉

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Question 12 : If you feel very sad or depressed here in SL, what would it take to perk you up and make you happy again?

Felina: Terrible, terrible things.

Felina: Things involving chains and bars and shackles and skewers and……you get the idea.

Felina: Takes my mind right off of it, barring extreme levels of augh.

Felina: In the case of extreme levels of augh, I’m probably not logging into SL.

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Question 13 : Who according to you is the best dressed person on your friends list? and why do you think so?

Felina: Probably either Yasmin Heartsdale or Aaron Nykvist.

Felina: Both have a positive talent for looking scary as hell, and I appreciate that.

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Question 14 : If you were asked to give yourself a nickname, what would you choose? ((eg Sexy Butt, Lil Devil etc))

Felina: ‘Painslut’ is an apt one that’s been stuck on me by others already.

Felina: Cellbait, too.

Felina: I don’t have to make up my own nicknames, they’re handled for me. *grins*

Tyra: How about, “Old Grandma Cellslut???” *Ducks for cover*

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Question 15 : Ropes or Cuffs? Ring or Ball Gag? Hood or Harness?

Felina: Cuffs, whichever is wider, both?

Felina: The less comfortable and more secure the better.

Tyra: Your mind was so focused on ideas of being cuffed, you forgot to answer about the rest of the choices 😉

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Question 16 : Assuming that you are still in SL and you could ask your future self one question in five years time here, what would it be?

Felina: Are there any more RPers around by then?

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Question 17 : You are throwing a SL dinner party at your house, Which 3 guests would you invite and why?

Felina: Hmmmmm…That’s a toughy.

Felina: I’ll be honest; whoever I answered, it’d be in the hopes that I’d end up in the sub-basement and screaming while my dinner was still cooling upstairs on the table.

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Question 18 : What 5 items would you take to a SL Desert Island?

Felina: A harness-gag

Felina: An armbinder

Felina: A collar

Felina: A securely anchored ring with a chain-leash

Felina: and a teleport pad that won’t let me through.

Tyra: Sounds like a typical day for you 😉

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Question 19 : Without actually looking through your inventory, How many pairs of shoes you own?

Felina: Probably a couple dozen, but only a few ever get used.

Felina: After wearing ballet heels for so long, I can’t really stand up in anything else, which really limits what’s wearable.

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Question 20 : What is your favorite daily wear attire?

Felina: Most commonly, black latex in any of a variety of configurations.

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Question 21 : What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in your Second life experience?

Felina: Treasure people. If you find someone you connect with, hang onto them

Felina: It’s worth the effort.

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Question 22 : If you found out one of your friends were actually a famous person in the real world, how would you react?

Felina: Cool.

Felina: Got a job for a computer tech?

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Question 23 : If you could wipe one Sim off the SL map, which one would it be?

Felina: Whatever sim Adara’s currently running.

Felina: I take being banned without cause poorly.

Tyra: Oh it doesn’t only happen to just me then, in her sims lol

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Question 24 : If you could kidnap one person here for a week? Who would it be?

Felina: Me?

Felina: Kidnap someone else?

Felina: You must be joking.

Tyra: I’ll just put you down for kidnapping Pet then.

Tyra: Just so we have an answer 🙂

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Question 25 : If you could bring one Sim back that is sadly no more, which Sim would it be?

Felina: Stonehaven-as-it-was, before all the silly drama.

Felina: See my earlier comment about drama.

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Question 26 : What has been your best ever buy here in SL?

Felina: So many things…probably the best /single/ one, though, is the first piece of RR gear I ever heard of, which were the leather straps.

Felina: Way back before RLV, they were a sudden sea-change in BDSM gear.

Felina: They had poses!

Felina: Nothing else worn did, there were collars that had a few animations if you liked that sort of thing, but they were just that, animations with no real in-character method to force them.

Felina: Suddenly, there was gear that actually looked like it SHOULD be forcing you into a pose, there were items that actually restricted your movement that weren’t, well, walls.

Felina: A world of possibilities, opened in an instant.

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Question 27 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChc__dH3jA
((Copy & Paste into your browser))

Would you dance too or plug your ears?

Felina: I can dig it.

Felina: Then again, I lived with an 80s nut for years, so if I didn’t have skewed taste in music before, I most definitely do now.

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Question 28 : Would you either take a Teleport request from Pet or run around Help Island naked for 10 minutes?

Felina: Take the ‘port.

Felina: Ending up in a cage has at least a chance at some RP.

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Question 29 : You’re at a speed dating event in SL where you can only ask each person one question to get to know them, what do you ask?

Felina: That depends on how many clauses I can tack onto the question via commas.

Felina: Failing the legendary run-on question…
Felina: What is your RP experience?
Felina: That’ll not only get them to admit if they have any at all, it should give me some idea of what they actually like.

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You now can ask me one question…..
Felina: What is the circumference of a moose?

Tyra: Moose vary in size.

Tyra: The circumference around the belly could be up to 4-5 meters for a large bull moose and perhaps 3-4 meters for a “small” moose.

Tyra: I’m hoping to make several actual sized, chocolate moose’s

Tyra: Then lock myself in my bedroom with them, over the weekend………and probably roll out of the doorway at the end of it. lol

Tyra: If i can fit through it by then 🙂

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Now we have reached the end of the interview, you can now all jump on top of Felina and hug her close and tight.

Before putting her in a sack and shipping her off to prison.

Just make sure you roleplay it well enough for her high expectations 😉

Tyra Xx

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