Kat5 Catteneo’s Interview

Kat5 Catteneo

Introduction

This an interview with Kat, Estate Obscure’s resident Mog.

Bounce bounce bounce…….KaBoom!!!!…….explodes in a million pieces……..syncs back together, a’ la T-3000 in Terminator 2……jumps on your lap and gives you a big smooch on the lips!

That about sums up the nature of the Kat 😉

Sister to Pet, Friend of many, Enemy of the SLBI and scourge of the howling hordes!

There’s only one Kat.

Sooooooooooo let’s get this rollin!

Question 1 : What first brought you to SL?

Kat: I get to be a Neko!

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Question 2 : What was your first memories of SL?

Kat: I have the same first memory of SL that just about everyone has. Making incoherent gurgling sounds in a slowly building rage while trying to act like i could figure this new ‘thing’ that is SO infuriating that you just want to find out who made is so confusing and SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROAT!

Kat: *clears her throat*

Kat: I mean … yeah … sitting at the Karyukai Tea house calmly enjoying the company of my new friends!… yeah … very calmly …

Tyra: Note to one’s self….Any future interviews done with Kat should be done with her in a straightjacket….Headphones over her ears….playing the tranquil sounds of Pan Pipes….sat in a shatterproof glass cage……3 miles underwater

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Question 3 : What words of wisdom would you pass along to someone new to SL?

Kat: Don’t be shy! SL is NOT a place to not reach out and say hello.

Kat: This is an environment that EXISTS simply to interact and explore and see what wild and wacky things people have created here! Trust me, i know exactly how hard it can be.

Kat: When i was a kitten to SL i was a quiet introvert that wanted to reach out and meet people SO badly, but i would chicken out.

Kat: Finally a random Mistress whom i dearly wish i could talk to again, explained “If you don’t reach out and open up to people here in SL, then you’ll simply fade away never even knowing what you missed out on.”

Kat: Those words, that one quiet conversation changed who i am in SL forever. ((I think for the better, but some people can’t handle my hyperactivity))

Tyra: Just some people??? 😉

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Question 4 : What has been your favorite moments of SL?

Kat: I have had far too many great friends and SO many fun moments in SL that i could not possibly pick a single moment with a single one to list.

Kat: There were happy times when i was in Idoru’s family. i had loads of fun. i came by to visit Tot one day and they made the mistake of feeding me. i honestly wish i knew how many times i pounced Shi and shredded her latex RIGHT off of her. and leaving half eaten mice and bits of clothing everywhere.

Kat: Pouncing … well, everyone.

Kat: Loves her Sisters! all of y’all!

Kat: Plus chasing Rubberman Pontippidan around with a stick was quite fun.

Kat: Also Reese Waydelich, a true sweetheart putting “Behind every avatar is another human being.”–Kat5 Catteneo” in her profile warmed my heart.

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Question 5 : And least favorite moments here?

Kat: Outlasting Owners.

Kat: Them just disappearing without a word. Not knowing whether or not they’re okay, why you haven’t seen or heard from them, hoping their okay, and eventually wondering if you’re supposed to move on or hold on. it hurts. a lot.

Kat: Almost hurts as much as yet another glitchy update. not AS much. but close.

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Question 6 : Is there a person on your friends list that you have wanted to punch?

Kat: You should never ask that question to a neko who has blown herself and close friends up on so many occasions that everyone facepalms when she rezzes a gigantic hot pink hand grenade or rides a nuclear missile across a sim into a building, giggling as it explodes.

Tyra: Can i change my mind about the safe distance to do future interviews with Kat??……..change it from 3 miles underwater to 3 million light years from earth???

Tyra: Nuclear missiles can’t reach that far can they?? 🙂

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Question 7 : What are the three basic factors you would look for, in a partner, Mistress or sub??

Kat: Functional brain cells are a must.

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Question 8 : Name one person in SL you would love to get naughty with?

Kat: ONLY one?

Tyra: It’s common knowledge not to feed Neko’s more than one person at a time……..or is that don’t feed Neko’s after midnight??……..Hmm can’t remember

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Question 9 : Have you ever attempted to build anything in SL? if not would you of liked too?

Kat: I make and give away giant pink hammers and various colors of cute hair bows with prim knives hidden in them.

Kat: I’m on a mission to make SL slightly cuter by adding bows and giant pink hammers.

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Question 10 : In Sl, what’s your best & worst quality?

Kat: My sense of humor.

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Question 11 : It’s job hunting time! If you had to find a Job in SL, what kind of job would you seek?

Kat: Unfortunately … Beta Testing.

Kat: I used to do it.

Kat: If it has one of those magical script things inside of it, it commits Seppuku when it sees me coming. seriously. if i cannot break it, it’s ready to sell.

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Question 12 : If you feel very sad or depressed here in SL, what would it take to perk you up and make you happy again?

Kat: Friends, Explosions, Cuddling Lap Bondage Time. In that order.

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Question 13 : Who according to you is the best dressed person on your friends list? and why do you think so?

Kat: Pet is my Sister. you cannot possibly expect another answer.

Tyra: Did she bribe you to say that with a box of Semtex?? 😉

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Question 14 : If you were asked to give yourself a nickname, what would you choose? ((eg Sexy Butt, Lil Devil etc))

Kat: Kat? although i was proud to be called Mittens for a while……it’s a long and personal story.

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Question 15 : Ropes or Cuffs? Ring or Ball Gag? Hood or Harness?

Kat: Cuffs, Leather or Rubber.
Kat: Ball Gag or Paci Gag
Kat: Harness.

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Question 16 : Assuming that you are still in SL and you could ask your future self one question in five years time here, what would it be?

Kat: Did anyone ever invent a time machine so that you could ask your future self questions?

Tyra: ME!!!!!

Tyra: And H.G Wells

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Question 17 : You are throwing a SL dinner party at your house, Which 3 guests would you invite and why?

Kat: Pet, she has a sushi outfit.
Kat: Amithas, She’s another neko who would help me eat the sushi.
Kat: Lili, because I’m proud of my little kitten.

Kat: Oh who am i kidding, it’d be a “Every neko get here and eat this now!” kind of party that would end with the SLBI showing up yet again.

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Question 18 : What 5 items would you take to a SL Desert Island?

Kat: A five gallon bucket full of food. A swiss Army knife (i hear they do stuff) Amithas to keep me company, enough fuel to supply a small jet, and a small jet to get off that BORING island with nothing to do!

Tyra: With heatseeker’s and sidewinder’s programmed to obliterate anything that gets above 20 meters high 🙂

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Question 19 : Without actually looking through your inventory, How many pairs of shoes you own?

Kat: 14 if you count boots, and 15 if you count those EVIL RF reverse stilettos.

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Question 20 : What is your favorite daily wear attire?

Kat: Easy

Kat: It flip-flops between my fur outfit by Fa, and an adorable summer dress that my Sis Shae Thatcher got for me!

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Question 21 : What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in your Second life experience?

Kat: Lay off the catnip around the SLBI agents. it’ hard to hide the bodies after they try to take my catnip away.

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Question 22 : If you found out one of your friends were actually a famous person in the real world, how would you react?

Kat: I believe that the best reaction would be NO reaction.

Kat: If I’m your friend and i find something out and i start to act differently to you … am i the friend you became friends with? or have i become someone else. someone who you don’t like? someone who treats you differently?

Kat: NO. i refuse to act differently.

Kat: We ALL deserve to be treated as human beings. (and nekos)

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Question 23 : If you could wipe one Sim off the SL map, which one would it be?

Kat: None, they all deserve to be here.

Kat: I may not like lots of sims where I’m told “you’re a neko, you have to leave” but i respect their right to be here. ((although you’d be surprised how many sims I’m contraband on))

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Question 24 : If you could kidnap one person here for a week? Who would it be?

Kat: *hmm’s and thinks about it …. starts giggling MANICALLY and moves to the next question without answering.*

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Question 25 : If you could bring one Sim back that is sadly no more, which Sim would it be?

Kat: Sarah’s Play Island, as it was years ago.

Tyra: With the Black Hole Quest I assume?……..Good times 🙂

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Question 26 : What has been your best ever buy here in SL?

Kat: “Giant sculpty kitty couch that you sit against, lay on top of, and snuggle with. bought two of them and years later one of them is STILL out at my sis Sharie’s house.

Kat: It’s adorable and i feed it noobs.

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Question 27 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChc__dH3jA
((Copy & Paste into your browser))

Would you dance too or plug your ears?

Kat: I’m sorry, i was too busy dancing to it. what was your question?

Kat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JlQPIqdj4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Kat: Also, close your eyes, turn the lights down … err … turn the order around. Dim lights THEN close eyes………trip hazard thing.

Kat: What was i saying? something about this song being more a journey than a simple tune. i love it!

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Question 28 : Would you either take a Teleport request from Pet or run around Help Island naked for 10 minutes?

Kat: Pet-a-port.

Kat: Naked at help island would get you banned, and i always bite Pet when she pet-a-ports me into a bad place.

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Question 29 : You’re at a speed dating event in SL where you can only ask each person one question to get to know them, what do you ask?

Kat: “Please, can you get me out of here?”

Kat: I can’t handle ONE more noob telling me “yur the sexah. Want to have sex with me for no reason?”

Tyra: I’m sure this is some kind of ploy by the cretins at Linden Lab’s

Tyra: Program Noob droids to go around saying this to anything remotely female

Tyra: Probably so you’d buy enough explosives to start World War Three, Four and Five………((Five being the one with Ewok’s in it))

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For Question 30 You now can ask me one question

Kat: If you were to put a slinky on an escalator, would you ever be able to walk away? ((assuming slinky does the walk thing, escalator is on, and it is moving in the up direction fast enough to keep the slinky going))

Tyra: I could put a sexily dressed Mrs Slinky at the bottom of the escalator….see if that could motivated Mr Slinky to move his coiled ass faster down the steps!…but if he is not going to put the effort in……i’m walking away!!

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Thanks Kat for letting us into your world for a short time!!

Please like or comment or simply create your own explosions in celebration!

Just make sure it’s not next to Virgo’s box of pink silks…….very flammable 😉

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Kat5 Catteneo
    Jan 18, 2013 @ 21:20:48

    In question 27 i sent it back to you with this link:


    I love shpongle!

    But y’know… you make me sound like i’m some sort of superhyperactive neko of destruction. I’m just a perfectly harmless cuddly lap addict!

    And when you’re tied and gagged and helplessly held in a lap, you can’t blow anything up or cause any mayhem and destruction. So as long as i get lap bondage when i start getting into trouble, everyone is perfectly safe.

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  2. tyralove
    Jan 18, 2013 @ 23:33:50

    Kat’s Link is back in for Question 27……by request of the SuperSonicMegaHyperactive Neko!!!

    Reply

  3. Lilitha Triellis
    Jan 20, 2013 @ 06:24:25

    WHOOTTTT!!!! I GOT MENTIONED!!!” points to the Lili bit and giggles madly, Puts her paw in ink Smears it all over the board and nekoport’s to Mistress Alt’s lap and trys for about two seconds to not put her paw print ALL over it.

    Reply

  4. Kat5 Catteneo
    Jan 22, 2013 @ 08:45:59

    *facepaws* Lili … when you get ink all over Miss Alt’s lap, you are going to spend WEEKS with mittens locked onto your paws.

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  5. Lilitha Triellis
    Jan 22, 2013 @ 08:50:12

    WEll, As long as no one tellss her that, or she doesnt find said dress which has magicly dissappeared under the couch. I am not to worried. ^.^

    Reply

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